Birthday Drabble: Kilts

[nietie]

Title: Kilts
Word Count: 100
Rating: 14
Genre: slash
Pairing: Nick/Stephen
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money made. Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures
Author Notes: written with kerry_louise's pairing and prompt. Happy Birthday! *hugs*

"Something's wrong here," Stephen said, a pained look on his face.

"You look gorgeous, mo gradh," Nick said. The sight of his lover in a kilt was breathtaking.

"It's a Scottish wedding, you can't attend it in your orange cargo pants," he continued.

"But what's this thing for," Stephen whined, pointing at his crotch.

"It's a sporran. A pouch. Very handy, because kilts don't have pockets." Nick approached Stephen and started stroking the pouch. He liked what he was feeling there.

"Mmm, it's also handy to see if you're truly going Scottish," Nick whispered.

A moving sporran was the answer.

Comments

[fififolle]

LMAO!!!!!! *dies*

[nietie.livejournal.com]

Oops. At least it was a happy death.

*sends Nick and Stephen in kilts to revive you*

Thank you!