Drabble: Gun Envy

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Title: Gun Envy
Word Count: 100
Rating: 14
Characters/Pairing: Ryan/Dimitri
Disclaimer: Not mine, Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures; Spooks and its characters belong to the BBC                                                                                                              
Author Notes:  a drabble for fififolle, who gave me the pairing and prompt Ryan/Dimitri and ‘gun envy’.                                                                                                                      

 

Ryan fondled his Mossberg 500.

Dimitri Levendis, assigned from MI5 temporarily, smirked.

“It’s a beautiful weapon,” Ryan said. “Hammerless, pump action repeater, six shot model. Custom made barrel. It even has a line launcher kit. And don’t tell me you don’t love your weapon.”

Dimitri came closer, invading Ryan’s personal space.

“Oh yes, I adore my Glock17. Three independent safety mechanisms. I can disassemble and assemble the 34 parts within two minutes. And it has a capacity of 17 rounds.”

“Big mouth.”

“You’d love to compare them, don’t you?”

Ryan groped Dimitri’s crotch. “But let’s compare our hand weapons first.”